So you’re gonna sacrifice yourself to kill me.
*frantically slams button*
Twin sisters Mei Lun and Mei Huan at Zoo Atlanta in Georgia, US, on August 31, 2014.
ASH KETCHUM YOU LUCKY BOY YOU GOT TO DO EVERYTHINGAWESOME IN THE POKEMON WORLD IT’S NOT FAIR ANYMORE
he never got to grow up, spend time with his family, or have a family of his own. he has a 5th grade education at best, hes essentially homeless, and the only friend hes retained through all of his travels is a mouse.
he is literally riding the god of the oceans like a fucking flying horse do you think he gives a rat’s ass about his education
a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
Norway; 2014 | by Atle Rønningenmostly nature
lotr meme: eight races [1/8] → dwarves
Waters of the Misty Mountains, listen to the great word: Flow, waters of Loudwater, against the Ringwraiths!
ANIME BOOBS MAKE ME LAUGH
LIKE LOOK AT THIS SHIT
I MEAN I’VE NEVER TOUCHED A BOOB
BUT I’M PRETTY DAMN SURE THEY DON’T DO THIS SHIT
You’re forgetting the best one
every fuCKING TIME
o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper
This Kid Is Going Places
Me as a father.
god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9